Curse

Flossie · Aug 15, 2008, 09:49 PM // 21:49

I have evidence that a character named Michael Phelps has been farming gold. I also have proof that he is doing this in China. He's been doing it for about a week and clearly intends to keep doing it. Can anything be done to stop him?

It seems some folks have reported seeing him with 3 other characters, farming gold as a team. It is suspected that they're botting, as they all move back and forth in constant, repetitive motions. This team seem to do it faster than any human could manage.

Please Anet, ban Michael Phelps and his gold farming team before it's too late!

Snow Bunny · Aug 15, 2008, 09:52 PM // 21:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flossie

I have evidence that a swimmer named Michael Phelps has been farming gold. I also have proof that he is doing this in China. He's been doing it for about a week and clearly intends to keep doing it. Can anything be done to stop him?

It seems some folks have reported seeing him with 3 other swimmers, farming gold as a team. It is suspected that they're botting, as they all move back and forth in constant, repetitive motions. This team seem to do it faster than any human could manage.

Please China, ban Michael Phelps and his gold farming team before it's too late!

Couldn't resist. I thought the attempt was decently humorous. Bronze

StormDragonZ · Aug 15, 2008, 09:54 PM // 21:54

I can't take this thread seriously. I really can't.

I pwnd U · Aug 15, 2008, 09:55 PM // 21:55

I sense a failure on a humor level...

This thread=Fail

But you get a point for trying.

Sir Seifus Halbred · Aug 15, 2008, 09:55 PM // 21:55

Was this thread supposed to be funny?

A. Wrong section B. Not funny

I wonder if a ban will occur in your future?

Silvia Shadowback · Aug 15, 2008, 10:04 PM // 22:04

lol i thought it was funny...

FlamingMetroid · Aug 15, 2008, 10:04 PM // 22:04

0/10
12chars

lordheinous · Aug 15, 2008, 10:07 PM // 22:07

eh, moderately humorous I'd say

Issac · Aug 15, 2008, 10:07 PM // 22:07

LOl nice one, gg

RedStar · Aug 15, 2008, 10:08 PM // 22:08

Meh I've seen way worse than this.

jiggles · Aug 15, 2008, 10:09 PM // 22:09

Farming Gold Is Illegal?

Oh Shi-

Divinity Sword · Aug 15, 2008, 10:11 PM // 22:11

Heh I laughed out loud so thanks

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Joseph Rejekt · Aug 15, 2008, 10:12 PM // 22:12

*holds up a judging sign that reads the number 10. He then pulls it down, puzzled for a moment and flips it and it reads 01.*

Sorry... a 1 out of a possible 10. But at least you get something for trying. Maybe something about the 14 y/o girls from china who are winning gold in gymnastics would be something good to joke about? That could make for a good scammer joke.

The Primeval King · Aug 15, 2008, 10:12 PM // 22:12

I thought you were being serious at first hahahaha.

This is hilarious, I applaud you.

Jenn · Aug 15, 2008, 10:14 PM // 22:14

ahahahaha

I LOL-ed.

Mr. Undisclosed · Aug 15, 2008, 10:21 PM // 22:21

Decent try, I lol'ed.

Miska Bow · Aug 15, 2008, 10:22 PM // 22:22

Everything Chinese is legitimate, legal and totally truthfull.

*goes out to bank to cash in check*

Taurucis · Aug 15, 2008, 11:18 PM // 23:18

Heh, nice one

It makes perfect sense and better yet, I almost thought it was a true story until I got to the second paragraph.

MisterB · Aug 15, 2008, 11:23 PM // 23:23

I see what you did there.

We need to report that level 12-14 Chinese group, too. That farming area is for level 16+ only.

KZaske · Aug 15, 2008, 11:32 PM // 23:32

Thank you for the laugh, very funny. Perhaps China will ban him after the beating he is giving them.